Circuit Rider February Issue

1.2014 Top Hits
2. Band of the Month
3. Best movies of 2014
4. Disney Quotes
5. Editor page
6. Punk edits
7. Tumblr
8. New Years resolution Fails
9. Christmas Movies
10. Corny Jokes
11. Cute Couple Texts
12. Cute Songs
13. Date Ideas
14. Drake and Josh Quotes
15. Epic Rap Battles of History
16. Funny Valentine Jokes
17. History of Valentines
18. Pick-up lines
21. Staff page
22. Student of the Month
23. Super bowl page
24. Pick-up lines
25. Teacher of the Month
26. Best Bucket List
27. The Breakfast Club
28. The Hobbit
29. How to play Trumpet
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1. UpTown Funk
2. Blank Space
3. Take Me To Church
4. Thinking Out Loud
5. I’m Not The Only One
6. Lips Are Movin
7. Jealous
8. Love Me Harder
9. Shake It Off
10.All About That Bass
11.The Heart Wants
What It Wants
12.The Hanging Tree
15.Elastic Heart
16.No Type
Black Veil Brides hit the music world for
real in about 2006. They changed members a few times before
coming to the line– up that they have now. They aren’t very
popular among the mainstream music scene, but they’re a
great band and you should check them out .
Andy Biersack– Vocals
Ashley Purdy– Bassist
Jake Pitts– Lead Guitar
Jinxx– Rhythm Guiter/Violin
Christian Coma– Drums
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Not in any particular order
1. Unbroken
2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
4. Big Hero 6
5. Maze Runner
6. Divergent
7. Mocking jay pt.1
8. The Other Woman
9. Night at the Museum
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
11. Dumb and Dumber to
12. The Giver
13. The Fault in Our Stars
14. The Lego Movie
15. X-Men: Days of Future Past
16. Maleficent
17. Penguins of Madagascar
18. If I Stay
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Editor (Ivy): Hey guys! Hope ya enjoy this issue. We have a lot in store for the future issue
of Circuit
Rider and I hope you stick around to read them.
Assistant Editor (Keppin): I am very happy that I don’t have to do all the work but I am
very important part of the Circuit Rider team. I hope that you guys enjoy this month’s issue
and I’m
excited for
Editor: Ivy Pierce
Assistant Editor: Keppin Reid
Madi Beck
Kacey Bennett
Maddie Tanner
Zoey Lowe
Laura Centers
Austin Garriott
Madi Yeats
Gerilyn Houghton
Sponsor : Mrs. Workman
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1. Elf
2. Home Alone
3. It’s a Wonderful Life
4. Rudolph
5. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
If you’re in the festive mood(:
1. Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s
A: A hog and kisses
2. Q: What did one pickle say to the other pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
3. Q: Why do skunks like Valentine’s day?
A: They’re very scent-i-mental.
4. Q: What did the boy canister ask the girl canister?
A: Will you be my Valentin.
5. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: You’re the write one
for me.
Rhythm of Love by The Plain White T’s
Forever and Always by Parachute
I don’t want to miss a thing by Aerosmith
Rebel Love Song by Black Veil Brides
When I look at you by Miley Cyrus
I won’t give up by Jason Mraz
Marry Me by Train
Here’s to us by Halestorm
Thank You by Led Zeppelin
The Only Exception by Paramore
1.) Going to a bookstore
2.) Go to a record store
3.) Draw with sidewalk chalk outside of your/their house
4.) Go go cart racing
5.) Make homemade pizzas together
6.) Stargazing
7.) Go to the fair
8.) Go to the zoo
9.) Have a t.v show marathon
10.) Write a bucket list
“Pip Pip Da Doodly Doo!” -Josh
“That is NOT my job!” -Helen
“ Please excuse Drake from doing his homework. He twisted his liver and is unable to read,
write or bathe.
Yours truly, The Doctor.” -Drake
“Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo.” -Crazy Steve
“I ran over Oprah!” -Josh
“ ‘Cuz I’m number 1!” -Drake
“MEGAN!” -Drake & Josh
“Don’t touch me, I’m famous.” -Ashley Blake
“Dude, when life hands you nachos, you don't question it!” -Drake
“The cooliest?” -Josh
“Are you calling me a liar?!
Well, I’m not calling you a truther.” -Drake & Josh
“So my foot is still totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, The dog’s having a seizure
and I still have half a pie left.” -Drake
“Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?” -Drake
DON’T ASK ME!” -Crazy Steve
& finally:
“HUG ME BROTHA!” -Drake & Josh
This is my favorite YouTube channel! I asked Circuit Rider which video was their favorite and who they
want to see battle:
Laura: Adam vs. Eve. Would like to see Marvel vs. D.C.
Ivy: Bonnie and Clyde. Would like to see Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.
Me (Keppin): Hannibal Lector vs. Jack The Ripper. Would like to see
Austin: has no opinion because he wouldn't participate. He is no fun.
Gerilyn: Hannibal Lector vs. jack The Ripper. Would like to see Patrick (from spongebob) vs. Jimmy Neutron
Madi Y.: Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc. Would like to see Spongebob vs. Timmy Turner.
Kacey: Edgar Allen Poe vs. Stephen King. Would like to see Audrey Hepburn vs. Beyonce.
Maddi B: Hannibal Lector vs. Jack The Ripper. Would like to see Mark Hopus vs. Kurt Cobain
Maddie: Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader. Would like to see Patrick Stump vs. Brendon Urie.
Zoey: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates. Would like to see
VALINTINES DAY!!! What is Valentine’s day? It’s a day were lovers celebrate. Gross
right? Anyway, the history of Valentine’s day goes back to a Roman tradition. The Saint
who started this tradition was St. Valentine. Such a coincidence. This holiday is celebrated in many countries. It actually meant: feast of Valentine. There are many origins
on Valentine's Day. A man named: Saint Valentine was imprisoned for preaching at weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry and was ministering to Christians. The
soldiers were executed. According to the legend, when he was imprisoned, he healed his
jailers daughter. Her name was Asterius. Before St. Valentine was executed he wrote Asterius a letter. After he was done signing the letter he wrote: Your Valentine. WELL
LOOKIE HERE!! It was a love story! Many girls love Valentines day. I, myself, do not like
or care for Valentine’s Day, but it’s a nice holiday to celebrate. Many churches actually
celebrate Valentine’s Day. The day was associated with love. (obviously) In the 18th century, Britain started to celebrate this holiday. Many people presented their..lovers..with
flowers and “greeting cards” or Valentines. Gross. Just kidding. Maybe..
Via: Google
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1.Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, lets cut the crap, I love you! <3
3. Yo! Is your name wifi, because I’m feeling a connection.
4. Girl, I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
5. You must be a keyboard because you are just my type.
6. You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
7. Dog: “You must be my back-yard because I dig you.”
8. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
9. Hey baby, you better call life alert cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
10. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimist Fine.
1. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple.
2. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
3. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.
4. I’m no organ donor but I would be happy to give you my heart.
5. Life without you would be like a broken pencil—pointless.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk past you again.
7. I love you like a pig likes not being bacon.
8. Are you on Nickelodeon because you’re a-Dora-ble.
9. I’m not trying to impress you or anything but… I’m Batman.
10. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my Koala-fications.
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*New Year’s Resolutions are
hard to reach sometimes.
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6th grade– Madelyn Cook
7th– Hannah Hartman
8th– Laura Centers
6th grade– Katrina Runyun
7th– Erin Barrack
8th– Audrey Dennison
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Super Bowl History:
The Super Bowl is the season final championship game of National
Football League (NFL) in America. The matchup for this game is
the winning teams of the National Football Conference (NFC) and
the American Football Conference (AFC). It is currently held on the
first Sunday in February.
Facts About the Super Bowl:
The 2015 Super Bowl will be held at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.
The winner receives the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Vince Lombardi was the coach for
the Green Bay Packers who won the first two Super Bowls back-to-back.
The Buffalo Bills lead the NFL with the most consecutive Super Bowl games played and
lost. They played Super Bowls XXV-XXVIII and lost them all.
In 2013, the price of a 30 second commercial during the Super Bowl, was over $4 million dollars.
The record for the most points scored by a single team during a Super Bowl, is held by
San Francisco. San Francisco scored a total of 55 points against Denver in Super Bowl
Super Bowl Sunday is the highest sales day for pizza. Delivery drivers for Dominos
Pizza will drive over 4 million miles on this day.
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1. You look familiar. Did we take a class together. I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
2. Can take your picture to show Santa what want for Christmas?
3. I was so taken by you that I ran into the wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and
number for insurance purposes.
4. Maybe you should leave soon, you’re making everyone else look bad.
5. Call me pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
6. I must be Lighting McQueen, ‘cause you’ve got my heart racing.
7. Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you to give me my heart back.
8. Do you live in a cornfield? ‘Cause in stalking you.
9. My doctor say I’m lacking a dose of vitamin U.
10. Don’t wear your makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
We thank you for all that you do for this school and the students!! :)
6th Grade: Mrs. Jones
7th Grade: Mr. Lanning
8th Grade: Mrs. Ramlow
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1. Stand on a street corner, where a shirt that says “Life,” and hand out lemons!
2. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell ”It worked!”
and run out cheering.
3. Text “I hid the body” to a random number
4. Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
5. Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole in time it creates as a
6. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered
you here today.”
7. Major in philosophy. Ask people why they would like fries with that.
8. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
9. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
10. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
11. In an elevator, when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her
on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
12.In an elevator, say DING at each floor.
13. When money comes out of an ATM, scream with a straight face, I WON! I WON!
14. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I have been turned into a parrot.”
15. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person
I have recently watched The Hobbit. It was The Battle of The Five Armies. (Best
movie ever!!!) My opinion =.= So much action and it was funny too. So this is my first
issue. I have recently joined Circuit Rider. :) Anyway, I’ll tell you about the characters.
Bilbo Baggins- He is a hobbit. (Main Character obviously)
Thorin Oakensheild. HE is the whole reason Bilbo is going on this adventure. Thorin
didn’t have any confidence in Bilbo. Along the way, Bilbo showed Thorin that he can
do things and he is confident.
Fili– He is the youngest brother of Kili. He has keen eyes and the youngest of the
group.( Bilbo is 50 years old)
Balin_ brother of Dwalin. Dwalin– Balin’s younger brother. Very...hard hated I should
say. Oin– He is the brother of Gloin. He is and his brothers were in charge of the
Dori– He carried Bilbo on his back. Bilbo is a very very small fellow.
Nori– Not much to say about him. He was very funny. Loved the mountain to death.
Ori– He had confidence in the little hobbit. Most of them did.
Bifur cousin of Bofur and Bombur.
Bofur– Brother of Bombur. Cousin of Bifur.
Bombur– He had lots of sympathy for the little hobbit. He was very very fat too.
Don’t forget about Gandalf!!!
Gandalf– He brought the little hobbit and knew he would do great things. That the
Hobbit did.
I hope you guys like this issue a lot!
<—- Isn’t that amazing?!
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These are just some of the basics of the wonderful
and the best instrument that there is.
The trumpet is a very hard instrument to play…..yet it
is very fun!!
You have this mouthpiece that is round…. and you
buzz your lips. It might seem like it would tickle
but it doesn’t……. Well it does until you get
used to it but you get my point. There are many
different notes that you can hit on the trumpet. It may
seem hard to play because you only have 3 keys,
but it’s not bad. When you first start it is very hard
and you may feel like giving up on life.
The trumpet is truly the best instrument there is!
Unless you talk to somebody who plays a different instrument. So
Don’t. Take my word for it that the trumpet is the best.
The trumpet requires a lot of air. Hence the term “wind instrument.”
The water key is very gross. How that makes me feel–
They also come in all shapes, sizes, and colors!
*If you want to join band or play the trumpet, talk to Mrs. Larson
in the band room.