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November 4, 2014
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Vol. 12 #44
What's Happening?
The deadline for any What’s Happening event is Thursday noon.
Cribbage at Steinbach Legion, November 7, Registration at 7:00 p.m. Cards
dealt at 7:30 p.m. $5 per person. Snacks and light lunch included.
Holiday Beauty Gala, November 8 10:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m. at Shoppers
Drugmart.Tickets are $10.25 with $5 going towards Look Good Feel Better
and $5 going towards cosmetic purchase Nov 8. Call for your appointment.
We are currently seeking Swine Technicians.
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Intro to Yoga Series: A short 4-week session perfect for beginners! These next
sessions will be the last ones for 2014. Saturday mornings starting November
8 and Monday nights starting November 10. Info at www.YogaConnection.ca
Steinbach Area Garden Club 15th Anniversary Celebration, November
10, 7:00 pm at the MHV featuring the award winning movie 'DIRT’. What is it?
What’s in it? Free cake and coffee. $5 nonmember fee. www.sagardenclub.com.
ProjectWorship, November 14, 7:30 p.m. at Emmanuel Evangelical Free
Church. A night of epic worship with Pastor Danny Plett and the Project Worship
Band and Choir!
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Book & Puzzle Sale, November 14 & 15 at the Shady Oak Lodge. Snacks &
Silent Auction. Donations accepted. Call Carol 204-425-3701.
SBC & CandleWick Productions present A Christmas Carol by Charles
Dickens November 20-23. Tickets can be purchased online at www.SBCollege.
ca/events or by calling 204-326-6451.
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Star-gazing, November 4, 7:00 p.m.where we will learn all about the cosmos
from Christopher Desrochers and then have the opportunity to travel over to
Penner Pumpkins and use telescopes to stargaze! Please sign up in advance.
Bring a flashlight and dress appropriately for outside.
Board Games, November 8, 1:00 - 5:00 p.m., November 19, 6:00 - 8:30 p.m.
NaNoWriMo Write-ins, November 8, 13, 21, 29. Publishing seminar with
Marianne Curtis November 15, 10:00 - 3:00 p.m. "Thank the Writing God's,
it's over!" Party, December 2, 6:00 p.m.
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1951
I Get Ideas - Tony Martin
1959
Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin
1967
You Mean the World to Me - David Houston
1975
Island Girl - Elton John
1983
Islands in the Stream - Kenny Rogers with Dolly Parton
1991
Can’t Stop This Thing We Started - Bryan Adams
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Low German Word of the Week: ne Hakjs: Choose a meaning:
A) a scarecrow B) a ghost C) a witch D) all of these E) none of these
Picnic Funny
A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual picnic. Old friends, they
began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to
try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful
food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived
until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are
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you going to break down and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."
103 Years Old
A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old great grandma: "And what do you think
1846
An artificial leg was patented by B.F. Palmer of Meredith, NH.
1873
Dr. John B. Beers of San Francisco, CA patented a gold crown for teeth.
1879
James J. Ritty of Dayton, OH patented the cash register.
1952
America said, “I Like Ike”. The Dwight D. Eisenhower/Richard M. Nixon ticket
won a sweeping (55%-44%) victory.
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1980
Republican Ronald Reagan won the White House. Reagan was the 40th
President of the U.S.
2008
Barack Obama becomes the first African-American to be elected President
of the United States
Grandpa: "Look they made a movie about The Smurfs grown up"
Son: Grandpa Please shhhhhhh, that's Avatar...
4. Toronto
Abe Lincoln, 33, married Mary Todd, 23, in Springfield, IL.
3. Igor Stravinsky
1842
2. Linus Torvalds
This Day in History
Answers to Trivia: 1. The Treaty of Paris
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is the best thing about being 103?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer
Things learned from TV:
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~ All crimes are solved in 1 hour.
~ The good guy always wins.
~ When you're trapped, you always find a way out.
~ A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.
~ All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.
~ When you're a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.
Trivia
1. What was the name of the 1783 treaty that formally ended the American
Revolutionary War?
2. Who created the operating system “Linux”?
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3. Which composer of the “Rite of Spring” was still alive to see his music used in
Disney’s “Fantasia”?
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4. What is the capital of Ontario?
5. In The Simpsons, who developed a serious slot-machine gambling problem?
Did you Know
• Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home
run.
• In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
• Richard Versalle, a tenor performing at New York’s Metropolitan Opera House,
suffered a heart attack and fell 10 feet from a ladder to the stage just after singing
the line “You can only live so long.”
• Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro.
• Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. They first have 30 “puppy” teeth,
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then 42 adult teeth.
FALL FACIAL
Broccoli Chicken Divan
Low German Word of the Week - C
• 1 lb chopped fresh broccoli
• 1 1/2 cups cubed, cooked chicken meat
• 1 - 10.75 oz can cream of broccoli soup
• 1/3 cup milk
• 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
• 1 tbsp butter, melted
• 2 tbsp dried bread crumbs
3. Place the cooked broccoli in a 9 inch pie
plate. Top with the chicken. In a bowl,
mix the soup and milk, and pour over the
chicken. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese.
Mix the melted butter with the bread
crumbs, and sprinkle over the cheese.
1.
4. Bake in the preheated oven for 15
minutes, or until bubbly and lightly
brown.
Preheat oven to 350°F.
2. Place the broccoli in a saucepan with
enough water to cover. Bring to a boil,
and cook 5 minutes, or until tender. Drain.
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~ Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They
like other people's.
~ A grandfather is a man grandmother.
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~ Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see
them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the
store and have lots of quarters for us.
~ They don't say, "Hurry up."
~ Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.
~ They wear glasses and funny underwear.
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~ Grandparents don't have to be smart.
~ Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television,
because they are the only grown-ups who like to spend time with us.
~ They know we should have snack-time before bedtime.
~ They kiss us even when we've acted bad.
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"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" by the BeeGees
"I Can’t See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash
"These Boots Give Me Arthritis" by Nancy Sinatra
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" by the Commodores
"I Get By with a Little Help from Depends" by the Beatles
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