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May 13, 2014
Vol. 12 #19
What's Happening?
The deadline for any What’s Happening event is Thursday noon.
Jake Epp Movie Night, May 23, 7:00 p.m. featuring Epic. Rated PG. FREE
POPCORN! Call 204-326-6841 or visit www.jakeepplibrary.com.
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Ovation: Showcase of Stars, May 23, 7:30 p.m. at Steinbach Mennonite
Church. Join the Steinbach Arts Council at their 35th anniversary concert
showcasing artists from the past and present. Call for tickets 204-346-1077
Quinton Blair in Concert, May 24, 9:00 p.m. at The Frantz Inn / Edge Bar &
Nightclub. Tickets $10 in advance, $12 at door.
Jake Epp Library Activity Day, May 24, 10:00 a.m. Follow the cement or gravel
paved road to the Jake Epp Library and have fun exploring seedlings, soil and
worms and get ready to dig in the earth, dig up some worms, and dig in some
seeds. The day will include stories, crafts, snacks and take-home plantings.
Please register in advance for for either the 10:00 a.m. or 1:00 p.m. class
Manitoba Liquor and Lotteries 5 km MS Walk, May 25. Registration: 1:00 pm.
Walk starts: 2:00 pm. Call: 1-800-268-7582 or visit www.mswalk.ca to register.
Jake Epp Library Craft Class - Clay Pot People, May 26, 7:00 p.m. Join us to
make your own "whimsical" garden clay pot person & add fun to your garden!
Please sign up in advance, only 10 spots available, ages 15 and up. Cost $15.
Trade Show at Fernwood, May 27, 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. at Fernwood
Place, 303 Third Street, Steinbach. Venders include: Accessories 4 U, Epicure,
Tupperware, Norwex, Mary Kay, Regal, Quilts, Baking, and more.
Open House at the Loewen Green Art Scene, May 30, 7:00 p.m., 306 Reimer
Ave. Join us at our beautiful heritage home gallery for a night of local art, live
entertainment, coffee and socializing. See more about the Loewen Green Art
Scene online at www.steinbachartscouncil.ca.
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and
the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank
all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today
was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started
pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing
that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed
the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it, son?” The boy answered "yes."
Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told
the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Did You Know
• Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the
United States.
• Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
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ACTIVE LIVING CENTRE
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10 Chrysler Gate Ph: 204-320-4600
MATURE DRIVER’S WORKSHOP: May 8, 9:00 a.m. - Noon
NO COST! Call 204-320-4600 to register.
MOTHER’S DAY SUPPER: May 12, 6:00 p.m. Call to
register: 204-320-4600. Cost is $8
AFTERNOON COUNTRY JAM: May 15, 1:30 - 3:30 pm.
MAY POTLUCK: May 15, 6:00 p.m.
• The shortest word with all of its letters in alphabetical order is the word “almost”
• “Stewardesses” and “reverberated” are the longest words that can be typed using
only the left hand
Manager Funny
The department manager is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview
in his office he was asked, “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”
He said, “Two words.”
“And, sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“But how do you make right decisions?”
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“One word.” He responded.
“And, sir, what is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get experience?”
“Two words.”
“And, sir, what are they?”
“Wrong decisions.”
This Day in History
1821 - Samuel Rust of New York City patented the first practical printing press built
in the U.S.
1918 - The first airmail postage stamps were issued in 6, 16 and 24-cent denominations.
1983 - Reggie Jackson is 1st major leaguer to strike out 2,000 times
2. Tropic of Cancer 3. Gerald Ford 4. Sense and Sensibility 5. The Black Sea
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• There are two words that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious”
Answers to Trivia: 1. Mickey Mouse
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Things A Mom Doesn't Want To Hear
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1. I swallowed a goldfish.
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2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.
3. Does grape juice leave a stain?
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5. The principal called...
6. But DAD says that word all the time.
7. What's it cost to fix a window?
8. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.
9. Has anyone seen my earthworms???
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10. I'm going to run away!!
Chart Toppers - May 13
232 Reimer Ave., Steinbach
1949 - Lovesick Blues - Hank Williams
1957 - A White Sport Coat (And a Pink Carnation) - Marty Robbins
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1965 - Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter - Herman’s Hermits
1973 - Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree - Dawn featuring Tony Orlando
1981 - Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
1989 - I’ll Be There for You - Bon Jovi
Trivia
1. Who became an animated Disney megastar after replacing Oswald the Lucky
Rabbit?
2. What is the Northern Tropic also called?
3. Who was the first American president to appear on the cover of “People”
magazine?
4. What do sisters Elinor and Marianne Dashwood represent in the title of a Jane
Austen novel?
5. What sea does the Danube empty into?
Lemon Squares
• 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
• 2/3 cup confectioners' sugar
• 3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
• 3 eggs
• 1 1/2 cups white sugar
• 3 tbsp all-purpose flour
• 1/4 cup lemon juice
• 1/3 cup confectioners' sugar for decoration
3. Bake for 20 minutes in the preheated
oven, until slightly golden. While the
crust is baking, whisk together eggs,
white sugar, flour, and lemon juice until
frothy. Pour this lemon mixture over
the hot crust.
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4. Return to the preheated oven for an
additional 20 to 25 minutes, or until
1. Preheat oven to 375°F. Grease a 9x13 inch
light golden brown. Cool on a wire rack.
baking pan.
Dust the top with confectioners' sugar.
Cut into squares.
2. Combine the flour, 2/3 cup confectioners' sugar,
and butter. Pat dough into prepared pan.
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