Waleed

Wir sind die Freeses. – Welcome Waleed
Mama
Leg doch mal das Handy wech!
Sven
Nee...ich wollt nochmal was Kartoffelsalat heißt...potato
salad...okay...das ja klar...
Mama
This is potato salad...Waleed...
Heiko
Sorry bin zu spät…hab ihr schon angefangen mit Welcome
Dinner…wo is er …ah…
Mama
Das ist Waaled von Syrien und äh this is Heiko...
Sven
Upstairs Living..
Heiko
Postel...I‘m working in logistics...
Oma
Nee…jetzt lass den armen Kerl doch erstmal seinen
Kartoffelsalat essen…waleed…pass ma auf…you know
potato salad…
Waleed
No...kenn ich nicht...(Applaus, hahaha)
Mama
Ganz prima schon, Waleed...Waleed this potato salad is with
potato...with no meat…just Eggs and no apple…because…
Heiko
Svenni doesn’t like apple in the salad…
Oma
But I have a girl friend Ingeborg…
Waleed
Yes?
Oma
no what you think…she’s just sitting with me in the owl (Eule)
it’s a pub…(eule) Leute….nee äh…Ingeborg I know her very
long…and she always put apple …in small…
Sven
Pieces, aber Oma…Du…
Oma
Nee…warte in small pieces in the potato salad but i hate...
Mama
But in Germany can do everything in the salad how you like
Heiko
You can do it apple (Snäcki) nee ich will auch ma, paprika
you know paprika green yellow red like Traffic light maybe
Waleed
Yes
Heiko
you know traffic light …but it is still potato salad
Oma
She come from Erfurt
Mama
Wer jetzt?
Oma
Ingeborg…my friend…but only birth… living here now
Sven
Ihr macht mich peinlich…
Mama
And her husband and she have a slaughtery …
Oma
Die Schlachterei gehört nur ihr, Bianca…er hat nur dat
Rezept für die Blutminis erfunden…
Mama
Aber das isnd doch diese Würste/Äh...waleeed...äh he the
husband of Ingeborg...you know sausage…
Heiko
Das versteht er doch gar nicht, nu lass ihn doch mal,
Waleed…listen…
Waleed
Yes...
Heiko
Erfurt is in the formerly GDR what we call DDR...you know
big wall...and in the DDR there was a football coach...
Mama
Wieso was das denn jetzt?
Heiko
We are world champion
Oma
Football is with ball …you know…(Mutti)
Heikio
Nee...ich hab es grad nochmal gelesen…Bernd
Stange…Waleed…(Yes?) Bernd Stange! He was coach of
DDR and later Irak…you know maybe?
Waleed
Irak?
Heiko
Yes Irak too, but Bernd Stange…because I thought Irak is
next to Syria and it’s kind of a connections between us…this
is funny…äh…that…(Ja…)
Pause
Mama
You know funny is an English word for …funny but is also a
german trademark for things of poaoto with Pf Pfanni…big
yellow balls from the Pfalz…
Oma
Gar nicht…die kommen aus Cloppenburg
Heiko
You know the Pfalz…?
Sven
Oh können wir nicht einmal wie ne normale Familie sein?
Mama
Nee...aber so hat er mal’n Einblick...ne Waleed...Welcome
once again...
Oma
Cin Cin...

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