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But, we always welcome an old-fashioned phone call. SUBSCRIPTIONS Seasons & Generations is published monthly, free of charge. Personal subscriptions are $18 per year to cover first-class mailing cost only. DISTRIBUTION Painting a room. If you’ve done it yourself before, you already know the pain. I think it should be spelled pain-ting. Add also, pain-ting the ceiling. If you’ve done it yourself before, you already know the pain and the risks. I’m too dang old to be several feet up a ladder (I’m afraid of heights), looking up (which really hinders my sense of balance), reaching over my head with a paint roller (I discovered sore muscles I didn’t know I had), while trying to keep paint splatters out of my eyes (I guess it’s good that I wear glasses). The motivation for this project is the New Year. I’ve hardly checked anything off of last year’s resolutions, so I need to complete this soon. In my youth, I would have finished this project in a few hours, with the help of some friends and the promise of pizza and beer to follow. But nowadays pizza would keep me up half the night with heartburn. Beer would only keep me up the other half of the night having to go to the bathroom. As I painted, alone. I turned on some classical music and within minutes into the tediousness of the project my thoughts wandered - and in a good way. Memories of childhood Christmas past, anticipation of turkey and stuffing, the pride and joy of our home-made holiday baskets with canned goodies from the garden that reminded me of Summer. We’re using Fall leaves that have been pressing in the big dictionary for the name tags on gifts. And the pine cones we’ve collected during evening walks for centerpieces will make the table festive. Odd, how a boring pain-ting project supplied my brain with a cornucopia of holidays past, and future - and the beauty of it all. Hopefully just like my newly painted office. God bless and Merry Christmas! Please let us know if you’d like your facility added to our monthly delivery. LEGAL STUFF We are proud of our writers and advertisers, however, RSVP and Seasons & Generations magazine does not endorse content of articles, editorials or ads. I Encourage You to Share an Article for Publication Inspirational Family Stories From and For All Ages Seasonal Minnesota Events / Lifestyle Senior’s & Baby Boomer’s Childhood Memories Laure J. Rauch, Publisher • Rauch & Sister Varied Publications - RSVP 11535 Jonquil Street NW • Coon Rapids • MN • 55433 phone: 612.804.3160 • email: [email protected] www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 3 You Lexophillia’s will enjoy this Lexophilia is a word used to describe those of us that have a love for words. Such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” Geez, I love a good, bad pun... and words. The gift batteries were given out, free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist married, they fought tooth and nail. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. A will is a dead giveaway. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. A boiled egg is hard to beat. When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now. A thief who stole a calendar, got twelve months. A bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s just two tired. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds. Caregivers Give yourself a break. Let your loved one become part of our family for a day, a week or more. Respite Care Evenings • Weekends • Holidays No Minimum Stay Required Private pay and accepting long-term Whispering Pines Assisted Living, Inc. 763.712.8363 www.WPAssistedLiving.com • 7 locations in Anoka & Andover • 4 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye. Punctuation is important too! Let’s eat Grandma. Let’s eat, Grandma. (commas save lives) “Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” ― Steve Martin ABOUT our cover PHOTO It was a chilly Saturday this year as we attended an adult, flash back to the 1960’s Halloween party. There was tie dye and hippie costumes everywhere. Standing next to the fire pit to warm myself, I spotted a jolly fellow. As I only knew a few people at the party, and not wanting to be the dork who sat alone in the corner, I often start a conversation with whoever is standing next to me. My conversation with the psychedelic outfit wearing, and long white bearded man began with “Hi, I’m Laure. You look like Santa Claus.” To my surprise he responded “I am.” I wanted to sit on his lap and tell him what I wanted for Christmas, but as I’m in my 50’s and was wearing a 1960’s mini skirt and Gogo boots, I didn’t feel it appropriate. jewel there.” Yes, he’s referring to his lovely wife of 28 years, Sherri. did, in perfect harmony to The Barbara Polka. Joe first became Santa at 16 years young at the East Side Neighborhood Services in Northeast Minneapolis. He currently is a driver for them assisting seniors in errands, shopping, and medical appointments. My toes were tapping, my face was smiling, and I was a kid again at some relative’s wedding in my youth. Our cover photo is of Joe wearing the Holidazzle Santa costume, the original one, which was handmade more than 23 years ago. A beautiful costume with real fur trim. As his wife, Sherri shared with us, “Joe became Santa within it, and he never broke character while wearing it. He was Santa to all of the children who saw him in all of those parades.” The Holidazzle parade no longer exists, but Santa continues in his traditional costume, a kind heart and jolly laugh. He also worked at JB Hudson Jewelry for several years. He shared “I met my Even though both my parents played the accordion when I was a child, I did not know that there is no single note. As Santa explained, “Each note has 4 brothers, therefore, each note is a cord of 5 notes.” Even as we get older, I think there is still a lot we can learn from Santa. I hope to be a ‘good girl’ and Santa and Mrs. Claus will come visit us again soon. And no presents are required, as their presence is their present. I learned that Joe was the favorite Santa Claus for the Holidazzle parade for nearly 15 years. His previous careers were varied and included: joining the Navy, entering the seminary, working on the Alaskan Pipeline, and completing his Theology degree. He was also a professional wrestling referee under the name of Stan Gagne. If that isn’t enough, he also joined the Masons, and is involved in the Columbia Heights Lions club. Joe also performs in his traditional German lederhosen attire. You may contact Joe and Sherri at 763.789.1695 or email them at [email protected] We had Joe, a.k.a. Santa and Mrs. Claus over for dinner on a frigid Wednesday night. How cool is that!!!! We learned that Joe also sings and plays the accordion and he brought the outfits and his instrument with him. As Mrs. Claus cleverly stated, “We always sing for our dinner.” And they Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Merry Christmas to all. And to all A good night. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 5 The POWER of LIGHTING The lighting of a room can be very powerful and can enhance the room’s size, the decore and the focal points. be a nice touch to show off your family treasures, and your china. There are two main rules: 1) Mix your light sources at different wattage levels to create a flattering ambiance, and 2) allow for task lighting for whatever you do in that space (reading, sewing or getting dressed). In the kitchen, focus on overhead lighting on a dimmer that you can crank up when cooking. In your living room, light three of the four corners focusing on art, a plant or your favorite piece of furniture. Use a combination of table lamps and floor lamps, some with a downward glow and some that shine upward. Allow for reading in as many seats as possible with downglowing lamps with three-way switches. In your dining room, to draw people in, make the table the brightest spot in the room. Elsewhere in the room, indirect lighting is best as it’s relaxing and flattering. Give the space a subtle glow with a pair of small table lamps or matching sconces on the wall above. Battery-powered votives inside a glass-front china cabinet can We make feet happy! ...and knees, hips and backs, too! Find Expertise, Answers & Comfort at Foot Solutions • Arch Supports • Dress & Comfort Shoes • Athletic Shoes All to fit your unique needs Pain Reducing Solutions for: • Heel Pain • Hard-to-Fit Feet • Flat Feet • Bunions • High Arches • Plantar Fasciitis • Archilles Tendonitis • Diabetes • Arthritis • Gate Problems Free Foot & Gait Analysis Roseville 1635 W County Rd C 651.634.3668 Minnetonka 14200-F Wayzata Blvd. 952.544.3668 Learn More www.FootSolutions.com 6 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN Add lower lights to brighten work surfaces. Use pendants and under-cabinet lights so you can see everything. 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I guess they think I’ll be in such a festive mood from that red piece of post consumer recycled cardboard that I won’t notice that I am going to work and coming home in the darkest dark, or maybe the plan is I’ll get a grande with extra shots instead of my usual short. I’m sure there is a complicated marketing strategy that my caffeine-starved brain will never figure out or at least that’s what they are counting on. Not to mention the sugar infusion from the iced ginger bread, the cranberry bliss bars and the peppermint brownie cake pops. fills up and I have a continuous dialogue in my head – “When am I going to have time to do that?” Oh MY GOSH!, I forgot to get those! What are we going to do for that thing? How am I going to get the tree up? The bathrooms need to be cleaned. I think the dog needs to be groomed. Were we supposed to sell wreaths for that fundraiser? And on and on and on, it is a never-ending loop. Again this year Thanksgiving fell late in the month, with December the very next week. How will I get the tree up? – here we go again. I suppose some of you are thinking, ‘Can’t her family help her with this holiday OCD?’ Did I forget to mention that I have control issues? So yes, I am part of the problem here. Maybe there is something to these seasonal menu changes, all these yummy bites and color pallets, green, red and shiny with glitter, meant to take me back to a time when all I had to do was make some paper Christmas tree out of a paper plate with glued on Fruit Loops for ornaments, and every piece of paper was a potential snowflake, the windows covered with them just in case no real ones fell. ® I think I am having a diabetic reaction just thinking about it. I may also be drooling… Some how all these things will drop kick my coping skills into place so I can deliver whatever it is I have decided Christmas needs to be. This is still not entirely clear to me because every year it changes. But, back to my seasonal anxiety disorder. The realization that the weeks are crazily flying by in a blur of holiday get togethers, school programs, projects, and canned food drives. The calendar What I know for sure is the tree will be lovely, the house will smell like Christmas – cinnamon, balsam and cranberries, the Christmas cookies will be the best with frosting from scratch and there 8 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN will be family. Whatever family is available, usually myself, my husband, our kids, my parents and the dog, oh and some presents, not too many though. A lazy day with a yummy meal, homemade treats, cards, dominos, board games and White Christmas on the TV. I guess that is what it is supposed to be. Bridget has a husband of 23 years, 3 kids, 2 goldfish, a cat and a dog. You can follow her daily antics on her blog, www.cr8tivemom.blogspot. The ghost of Christmas past, The ghost of Christmas present, And the ghost of Christmas future All walked into a bar, It was tense. Share your love by putting antlers on your dog and then make him pose in front of the Christmas tree. He got extra treats for this. Days of DECEMBER Ding-a-Ling Day • December 12 A day to “Ring your Bell”. No reference to the Salvation Army Bell Ringers. On Ding-a-Ling Day, brace yourself for bizarre and crazy behavior from people you encounter today - or create your own. Even normally conservative people have been known to go a little crazy. Some say this is a day for wackos, lunatics, and others who are off their rocker. It is simply a day to cut loose and act a little weird. Ding-a-Lings and Dingbats are not quite the same thing. Chocolate Covered Anything Day • December 16 A day to indulge, binge, pig out, and otherwise consume chocolate. The timing of this day, during the holiday season, couldn’t be better. Ding-a-Ling Day, and the other to eat on Chocolate Covered Anything Day. Winter Solstice • December 21 Winter Solstice marks the beginning of winter and is the shortest day of the year. On this day, it seems as if the nighttime darkness lasts all day. At the North Pole, the sun never rises on this day. However, it is not the coldest day of winter, as the northern hemisphere continues to lose more heat. Make a cup of hot chocolate and put another log on the fire! Winter will be here for a while. Not to make you feel worse, but, while we in the northern hemisphere are experiencing our shortest days, the southern hemisphere is basking in sunshine and enjoying the first day of summer. New Years Eve • December 31 Spread or drizzle chocolate over cupcakes, waffles, nuts, raisins or bananas. The traditional night to party, followed by the next day’s new year resolutions. In the giving spirit of the holiday season, you may want to share some of your favorite chocolate covered treats today. I don’t recall if my partner and I have stayed up late enough to watch the ball drop in New York City. My standard favorite is the Hershey’s bar, with or without nuts. Buy the nutty one to eat on A kiss good night on the cheek, and scratching the dogs head around 10:00 may not be an official celebration, but it still makes for a happy new year! If we brightened your day, we hope you’ll share with a friend or subscribe, Only $24 per year. Makes a great gift! 612.804.3160 The Christmas Story by James Miller, Mounds View, MN It was cold that starry night When tales of old would come to light. The Virgin’s time was very near Under a sky so silent and clear. Shepherds heard angels singing And celestial bells joyfully ringing. They went at once to gaze in awe At God’s son on a bed of straw. Let us marvel again at the sight Of Him who accepted our plight. New life for every generation, God’s gift of eternal salvation. James, is a retired elementary school teacher, and later a Principal at St. Joseph’s in Grand Rapids, MN. He’s 88 years young and still has a lot of poetry left to write. This advertisement not officially endorsed by Santa, but he does find us entertaining. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 9 Moving DAZE As we are all getting older, We’re all making changes in our life. One of the BIG ones is considering selling the house. Shirley has kept a journal of the selling process thus far, and is sharing it with us. The closets were next. Shuffling through my clothes, I noticed some threadbare sweatshirts and jeans. They had to go even if they were part of my history. There were items I had not worn in a year. Those went. Believe it or not, Chapter 4, Closets, Garage and Shed some other items didn’t fit. Gone. The nicer clothes were donated to the local school district’s Path Ways store. Having culled the closet so well, I ended up with 56 empty hangers. Next I entered the garage. You do realize garages are used for more than parking spaces for a car or two. I found hanging from the ceiling, an old ironing board, a couple of doors and six used tires. Don’t ask me why I saved those tires. Carefully shelved out of reach, I found three sets of dishes, two old suitcases, a SmithCorona typewriter which put me through college, a box of tupperware, and more boxes of Mom and Grandma’s treasures. I found three bags of fertilizer. And believe it or not, I found two cars. Last it was time to tackle the little storage shed. In doing so I frightened the wits out of thousands of spiders in hiding. They were evicted immediately. Among the webs were flower pots, a rolled up fence, four lawn chairs, one table, and lawn tools left by the previous owner some 40 years earlier. There were three water hoses, signs “Let It Snow” and “Happy Halloween”, and dirt. Lots of dirt. 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Ramsey, MN or additional information visit www.StoneyRiverRamsey.com ‘Bacon’ has been Roger’s nickname since elementary school. He learned to cook and bake at an early age from his mom, Eleanor who made the best pies in Morrison County. COOKING WITH ‘BACO N’ •• Roger aka ‘Bacon’ We are fast approaching the end of another year. As I look back at the recipes I have shared I realized that I have not included a recipe for the family members known as our pet. A year and a half ago we adopted a small rescue dog. He has become the center of attention on many occasions and has become a large part of our home. When arriving home from work I can always look forward to my little guy looking out the window and waiting my arrival. After researching various recipes for doggie treats I came up with a combination of ingredients that our dog just loves. Dog Treats Ingredients 3 cups whole wheat 1 cup of rolled oats 1/3 cup margarine 1 cup of boiling water ¾ cup cornmeal r 2 teaspoons white suga 1 cup peanut butter Underneath that pink tongue, is ½ cup of milk a very happy dog. I can’t say he 1 egg, beaten enjoyed finger-licking good treats, because he doesn’t have any Directions: Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, combine rol led oats, margarine, and water. Let stand 10 min boiling utes. Lightly grease coo kie sheets. Thoroughly stir in cornm eal, sugar, peanut butter milk and egg. Mix in flou a time, until a stiff dough r, 1 cup at has formed. Knead dough on a lightly floured surface, mixing in the additional flour as ne until dough is smooth an cessary d no longer sticky. Roll or pa t out dough to a ½” thickne Cut with cookie cutter an ss. d place 1 inch apart onto the prepared cookie she Bake 35 to 45 minutes in ets. oven, until golden brown . Cool before serving. Sto loosely covered container. re in a Be careful to serve these treats in moderation to you r dog. If they are anything my little guy, they will be like jumping all around with exc item ent wanting multiple treats Happy holidays to everyo . ne. Your pets included. fingers. But, face-licking good is an excellent indication of his approval. Just a friendly reminder that a little turkey mixed in the dog food is fine, but don’t share any bones with your pup. Turkey, chicken, ham or pork bones can fragment and puncture their intestines. It’s safer and healthier for them to eat a home-made treat made with lots of love. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 11 Dear Santa SNICKERS - this month’s theme ________ I’ve been a good Grandparent all year. I’ve fed, cleaned and cuddled the children, visited the doctor’s office more than my doctor, and purchased several boxes of Girl Scout cookies I applied patches onto my granddaughter’s girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun. I had to write this letter with my Grandson’s red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I’ll find any more free time. Here are my wishes: I’d like a pair of legs, (in any color except black and blue) which I already have) that don’t ache after a day of chasing kids or the dog). I’d like arms that don’t flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I’d also like a waist, since I lost mine years (or decades) ago, after bearing children, or eating too much hotdish in the winter months and too much ice cream in the summer. If you’re allowing big ticket items this year I’d like a car with fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music. On the practical side, I could use a talking daughter doll that answers the phone, rather than requesting me to text her, or post on Facebook. If you don’t mind I could also use a few Christmas miracles. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It would clear my guilty conscience immensely. Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is buzzing, and I think one of the Grandkids saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the chimney and dry off by the fire so you don’t catch a cold. One more thing...please cancel all my requests if you can keep my children and Grandchildren young enough to still believe in Santa. Quick Questions & Answers Q: Where can men over age 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under ‘fiction’. 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Services modified as individual needs change. Soon accepting CADI payment. Opening available for one-on-one complete 24-hour care. For more information call Art or Sharon at 763.753.5044 or visit our website www.LogHomeSeniorCare.webs.com 12 www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN Cameron’s Christmas Prayer It was Christmas Eve of 1995 and this Grandma still remembers that night. Fresh snow had fallen in just the right amount and we definitely had a white Christmas. After church service, which had blessed us, we went to our daughter’s home for a delicious meal, visiting, and time of opening gifts. Included in our family gathering was our new friend, Richard who was in his forties and single. I learned that he had no place to go at Christmas so Darren, our son-in-law wanted him to be with us. Just before we were to eat Darren announced that Cameron would pray first. Cameron, who was just three years old, had talked early and well for his age. Darren also added that Cameron was a rambling pray-er. Cameron began, “Dear Jesus, thank you that Christmas is your birthday, and that Grandma and Grandpa and Richard can be with us.” He continued to pray and then ended with “And thank you for the bats. My dad likes bats. Amen.” We adults chuckled quietly and then we all enjoyed our meal together. Richard spent every Christmas with us after that and loved being included in our family gatherings. We loved having him, too. Although many years have passed since the Christmas of 1995, I still remember the warmth of being together and Camerson’s Christmas prayer. This story shared by Grandmother, Donna Medin of Anoka. “Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.” ---Dr. Seuss HELP a furried FRIEND I saw a story on the TV news, and it was personal to me, because it was from Morrison County, where I was born and raised. I learned that rural animal rescue shelters are the hardest hit by lack of funding, also hard hit in these cold weather months, which will only get more severe. Morrison County Animal Humane Society in LIttle Falls, MN is located two hours north of the Twin Cities. They are a small, not for profit shelter, that has had almost 500 animals come through their door already this year. Mickie Gocken, with the MCAHS shared that “Most come in as strays, but we also get animals dumped on our door- step overnight, out in the cold. It is not uncommon to find a box or two of kittens or dogs outside our door at least once a week.“ “We take them in and make sure that they are healthy, vet the animal if needed, feed them, and of course play with them so that they learn that humans are not bad.” Providing care can cost $50-$100 a day depending on the needs of the animal. This time of year, they are low on funds for vaccines, and veterinary costs. “When most of our funds are spent on food for the animals, we are not able to provide other services such as spaying or neutering the animal before adoption.” continues Mickie. Donations are needed. You may contact the shelter at 320-632-0703 or mail a donation to MCAHS, 200 7th Ave. NE. Little Falls, MN 56345. If you are unable to donate cash, this is their ‘begging list’: blankets, kitty litter, dog or cat food, pet toys, brushes, baking soda, or your time to walk, and care for them and love them. www.SeasonsAndGenerations.com • (612) 804-3160 • Minneapolis, MN 13 The MAGIC skates It was a slow day where Joe worked, so he volunteered to take the afternoon off. He knew the children, who would soon be his family when he married their mother, would be ice skating on the pond near their apartment. He thought of how this could be a connection to their lives. As a champion speed skater for Powderhorn Club, he had found his place in society as a teen. As he parked the car, he caught sight of nine year old Bonnie joyfully skating around the edge with both ankles almost touching the ice. He called to her and motioned for her to come to him. Her wide smile melted his heart. There had always been a special bond between them. Her older sister, Betty, was more independent and aloof. It seemed to him that she demanded more than her share, and Bonnie wore hand-me-downs without complaining. When Bonnie reached his side he asked “Where did you get those skates?” Unabashed she answered, “They were Gene’s last year, but his feet got too big, but Betty’s still fit her.” He open the back door of the car and lifted her to the seat. Almost laughing he said, “Let’s see what we have here,” and started unlacing her big brother’s outgrown skates. His amusement increased with each pair of stockings he removed. “Five pair of socks. Do you think you’ll be warm enough?” She replied “I don’t wear them for warmth. I had to make the skates fit.” His smile broadened. “How inventive you are! But, I don’t think even five more layers would do it. Where are your shoes?” As he neared Betty and Gene he called out “Your sister is going with me to run some errands.” He got her shoes. When he returned to the car he asked her to select a single pair of socks. Bonnie selected a pair. As he put them and her shoes and boots on she said, “You are my Prince Charming and I am Cinderella. But, instead of marrying me, you will marry my mom. I love you, Daddy. Daddy! None of them had called him that before even though he had begun to embrace them in his heart as his children. He had wondered if he would be accepted. He hugged her. “Want to come to the front seat?” Affordable Bathroom Safety “Oh yes! Where are we going?” “You and I are going to have a secret. Can you keep a secret?” “Oh, yes! Grandma and I have secrets.” “We’re going to get you some skates that fit you. Then we are going the park ring and see how much difference it will make.” “Skates that fit me so they don’t hurt?” “They will fit you so well your ankles won’t bend. Then I will teach you how to figure skate. Can you keep a secret until after Christmas?” “I will keep the secret until you tell me I can tell.” “It will always be our secret, but you will perform as a surprise.” They went to a special store that sold sport equipment. They walked past football, baseball and basketball things to a whole section devoted to skates. A man brought out several boxes containing boots. After measuring her feet he tried them on her. She whispered to Joe, “Those boots don’t have any blades to skate on.” Joe patted her on the shoulder, “He will put them on after we make sure the boot part fits. The blades he puts on will be Convert your bathtub into a walk-in shower. For hundreds, NOT thousands of dollars! 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After Christmas, they drove to the park pond. Joe had told them he had a pair of used skates for Bonnie. He didn’t lie. They were used skates. She had used them. where he took her hands as she skated toward him. Betty and Gene stopped skating to watch and see if Bonnie fell down or skated on her ankles. She and Joe skated side by side a few strokes, then they each raised one leg behind them and he skated around her as she spun in what is called an axle - which was the latest move he had taught her. Betty and Gene went to the ice to show mother how good they had gotten. They skated hand in hand and switched places going backward and forward. Mother clapped. As Cinderella spun, Prince Charming had tears flowing down his face and called to her mom “It’s amazing what children can do when they have the right equipment. Soon Joe had his and Bonnie’s skates on. They walked to the edge of the pond To this day, she never told the secret. Joe and Grandma never told either. 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