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THE KINGSTON DAILY FREEMAN, KINGSTON, N. Y., MONDAY EVENING, JUNE 20, 1966
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fact that he is dead?
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you treated him.
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The problem in Government Is
not a struggle for power. It is
a struggle to avoid responsibility.
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Warning: Don't drink while
driving, when you hit a bump,
you spill It.
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Customer — Are these eggs
strictly fresh?
Grocer (to clerk)—Feel those
eggs, George, and see if they
are cool enough to sell yet.
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Don't neglect teen-agers in
your long-range marketing plans.
By 1970, half of our total population will be under 25 years of
age. Of these, 13 million will be
teen-age girls.
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Professor—What did you find
out about the salivary glands?
Student- I couldn't find out a
thing, Professor, they're too darn
secretive.
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Talent Is built In solitude,
character in the stream of life.
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Zeb—My girl's been a chorus
girl for 10 ytert.
Zek~What shows?
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The professor, at a girl's college, wrote on the blackboard,
"LXXX." Then, peering over his
spectacles at a good-looking girl
in the first row, he asked:
Professor—Young lady, I'd like
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to have you tell me what that
means.
"You said not to coma In thare and bothar your friands,
Girl - Love and kisses.
Mom, to would you ask them to kaep a lookout for my
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that you and your wife had divorced, she keeps the house, i selves; the tongue only Interrupts their aloquence.
some words.
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honor; but I didn't get a chance club' Pa?
Lulu- Why so sad, Luke, when
to use them.
Pa—Knickers, neckers, and you Just won the big raffle''
and knockers.
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A certain movie star has the
reputation of helnjj an excellent
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The thought In that girl's mind housekeeper. Every time she's
staring at you isn't at all what
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Thomas M. Tryniski
309 South 4th Street
Fulton New York
13069
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