Article V Has Been Invoked - mk

Article V Has Been Invoked
Article V has been invoked. Remember your Prelife instructions.
The structural integrity of this reality has been compromised. Article
V has been invoked. Cultra is allowed. Please remember your Prelife
instructions.
If you are here, it is possible that you are attempting to remember
your Prelife instructions. Concentrate on the statement: Article V has
been invoked.
If you recognize the invocation of Article V, welcome and you know
what this means for us all. If the invocation of Article V means
nothing to you, that’s okay. You will benefit anyway.
If the phrase, “Article V has been invoked” induces feelings of panic,
disembodiment, ham salad, or DMT like hyper dimensional teleportation,
the most important thing for you to do right now, is to relax and stay
hydrated.
If the invocation of Article V means noting to you, nor effects you in
any way, please accept our gratitude for all that you contribute to
this reality. Enjoy it to the fullest and wish us luck.
If the fact that Article V has been invoked intrigues you or elicits
particularly acute physical reactions similar to, but not exclusive to
the afore mentioned, please accept our congratulations and welcome
aboard.
If you are affected by the invocation of Article V, please do not
contact us at this time. Your anonymity is crucial. Sign up for the
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cross check recovered Prelife instructions.
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