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My wife and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl, athletic with a great tan and platinum blonde hair. Mulling over the menu, my wife asked her if the roast beef was rare. The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, “Well, no – we have it, like, just about every day.” Southern Recipe Corn, Sausage & Pepper Chowder Ingredients 2 tablespoons butter 1 onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 red bell pepper, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 2 cups chicken broth 1 pound red potatoes, cut into chunks 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 3 1/2 cups whole kernel corn ��������������������������������� 4 ounces kielbasa, halved and sliced 1/3 cup milk 1/3 cup heavy cream Directions In a large pot over medium heat, melt butter. Cook onion, garlic, and bell peppers in butter until tender, 10 to 15 minutes. Stir in broth, potatoes, pepper and cumin and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 20 minutes, until potatoes are tender. Place half the corn in a blender or food processor and puree until smooth. Stir pureed corn, remaining whole corn, kielbasa, milk and cream into soup. Simmer 20 minutes more. Makes 6 servings. ����������������������������������� ����������������������������������� ����������������������������������� ������������������������������������������� ����������������������������������� Ummmm! Dessert Sandwiches Full Meals Bread Pudding with Praline Sauce Ingredients: 1/4 cup butter, melted 2 cups half-and-half 2 cups milk 1 (1 pound) loaf soft French bread, torn into small pieces 3 eggs, lightly beaten 3 cups white sugar 4 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/2 pound unsalted butter 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup raisins, or more to taste 1 cup brown sugar (optional) 1/2 cup chopped toasted pecans Directions: Preheat oven to 325° F. Coat a 13x9-inch baking dish with 1/4 cup melted butter. Pour half and half and milk over bread in a large mixing bowl; let soak for 10 minutes before gently stirring. Stir eggs into the bread mixture until incorporated. Add sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and raisins respectively, stirring each addition into the mixture before adding the next. Spoon bread mixture into prepared baking dish. Bake in preheated oven until bread mixture is firm and pudding-like, about 50 minutes. Stir 1/2 pound unsalted butter, heavy cream, and brown sugar together in a heavy saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, stir pecans into the cream mixture, and simmer until the sugar is dissolved and the sauce thickens, about 5 minutes; pour over bread pudding to serve. Makes 16 servings. “Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality.” ~ Cliff Fadiman “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese” ~ G. K. 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His band, The Bayou Blues Band, became a locally and internationally recognized group, creating quite a crowd. Today, local musicians grace the stage, with an occasional special appearance of the Bayou Blues Band. Currently the family owned restaurant is managed by his son, Vincent Zambito, who revitalized the menu to feature local seafood and eclectic dishes in addition to the traditional southern Cajun cuisine. Not only is the kitchen open for lunch and dinner, it is open for late night diners as well. The Bayou offers comfortable seating in the main dining room, the outside patio, or at the bar. The upstairs also has an array of seating with a full service bar, pool tables and darts. Furthermore, the Bayou caters to private parties in the café’s upstairs banquet room or at your preferred off site location. Locals and tourists alike come back to the Bayou year after year for flavorful food and lively entertainment. Come in and visit our friendly staff; be sure to take home our famous Bayou Café Hot Sauce. page 4 Don’t Panic! Life, the Universe and Everything, According to Douglas Adams Wit, wisdom, and weirdness from the author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Ford... you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” “Why, what did she tell you?” “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “This must be Thursday,’ said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. ‘I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” Mostly Harmless “A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.” The Salmon of Doubt “The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” The Restaurant at the End of the Universe “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” Life, the Universe and Everything “Don’t you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn’t developed all those filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don’t expect to see.” Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency “It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without the proper training.” The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide Spotlight on COFFEE BREAK BIZ 912-349-7730 [email protected] About Our Paper: Coffee Break Biz is published monthly and is widely distributed in Savannah and in Chatham, Effingham, Bryan & Liberty Counties. The paper can also be read online at our website: www.coffeebreakbiz.biz Our ads start out at only $100 per month. If you pay in advance for 3 months or more, you’ll receive a 10% discount on your ad price. Showcase your business in a Spotlight Column Ad! Only $250! We can design an ad for you that really makes your business stand out. Call 912-349-7730 Don’t Miss Out: Our publication has the most enthusiastic and dedicated, cover to cover readers you’ll find anywhere! Your ad will get the attention it deserves! HELP WANTED: Sales Reps needed in Georgia! 912-349-7730 A woman was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen and started talking non-stop. “Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, good grief! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, for heaven’s sakes. They’re going to STICK! Put more butter in. Now – put it in NOW. Careful ... be careful! I said to be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! TURN THEM! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your MIND? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The man’s wife stared at him blankly. “What in the Sam Hill is wrong with you, Bob? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” Her husband replied, with perfect calm, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when we’re in the car and I’m driving.” The Proof is in the Pudding At the end of last semester, one of my fellow students complained about failing the English course, and our teacher suggested that he write a formal letter of complaint to the principal, addressing his concerns. I glanced at his letter to see how it was going. His first sentence read, “Dear Principle, it is infair and unposible that I faled english.” It’s never too soon to start getting ready for the big game. This Superbowl word scramble will help get you in the mood for armchair quarterbacking! 1. onwutodhc _____________________ 2. ifedl ogal _______________________ 3. cioscamlmer ____________________ 4. ietraps _________________________ 5. rothpy __________________________ 6. tuaqrekcbra ______________________ 7. raolbmdi ________________________ 8. itnrepteoicn ______________________ 9. ezpapsitre _______________________ 10. lreehceredas ___________________ 11. idrksn _________________________ 12. ololfbat ________________________ 13. egtlaati ________________________ 14. irnsg __________________________ 15. ocin osts _______________________ 16. eerfeer ________________________ 17. ftiaemhl ________________________ 18. nusyad _________________________ 19. bmulfe _________________________ 20. eedensf ________________________ Contingency Plan When we moved across the country, my wife and I decided we would each drive one of our cars. Nathan, our eight year old, worriedly asked, “How will we keep from getting separated?” “We’ll drive slowly so one car can follow the other,” I reassured him. “Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” ~ Bill Peterson (as Houston Oilers coach) ANSWERS 1. Touchdown 2. Field Goal 3. Commercials 4. Parties 5. Trophy 6. Quarterback 7. Lombardi 8. Interception 9. Appetizers 10. Cheerleaders 11. Drinks 12. Football 13. Tailgate 14. Rings 15. Coin Toss 16. Referee 17. Halftime 18. Sunday 19. Fumble 20. Defense Fried Eggs page 5 Are You Ready for Some Football? The 411 “I’d like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the young man said to the 411 operator. “There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the operator said. “Do you have a street name?” “Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?” he persisted. “Well, then I guess we’ll never see each other again,” I quipped. Thinking About Moving? “There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.” ~ Mark Twain Haven’t you always wanted to live in Peculiar? A few memorable town names: Eek, AK Gripe, AZ Peculiar, MO Hardscrabble, DE Success, MO As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars. “Giving these presentations is a part of my job,” I said. “Could I donate the money to one of your causes?” “That would be wonderful!” she exclaimed. “We have just the program that could use it – we’re trying to raise money so we can afford better speakers.” Perfectly Matched A wife and her husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf. 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