Coffee Break Biz, Savannah Georgia

COFFEE
BREAK BIZ
Jan. 2015
At the
Auction
Bidding at a local
auction was proceeding furiously
when the auctioneer suddenly
announced, “A gentleman in this
room has lost a wallet containing
$10,000. If it is returned, he will
pay a reward of $2,000.”
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Jokes • Trivia • Recipes • Puzzles
After a moment’s silence, a voice
called out from the back of the room,
“Two thousand ﬁve hundred!”
W A N T E D
An internet question you didn’t
know you had: What on earth does
the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean? “Laugh
Out Loud…Zebras?”
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A blonde was taking a tour of a
national park. She was astonished
when the ranger told the group that
dinosaur fossils had been found in
the area. “Really?” she said. “Wow.
I can’t believe dinosaurs would
come this close to the highway!”
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(912) 313-1711
820 East Derenne Avenue
Between Bakers Pride and Sunny Side Up
Canine Palace
2805 Bull St., Savannah • 912-234-3336
Highest-Quality Pet Foods
Collars, Leads & Jewelry
Treats! Awesome Toys!
Dog Beds & More!
Wed-Sat 12:00-5:00 Sundays 1:00-5:00
Bring your Best Friend along.
We're (very!) Dog Friendly.
We also carry great
stuff for cats!
www.caninepalacesavannah.com
ALL TYPES OF INSURANCE
• Life Insurance
• Health Insurance
• Medicare Supplement
ADVANTAGE INSURANCE
(912) 920-0278
820 E. Derenne Ave • Savannah
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Coffee Break Biz
needs Sales Reps for
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Retired Military Welcome
912-754-9071
We also need bilingual Sales Reps!
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912-349-7730
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Duh!
My wife and I
were lunching at a
sidewalk cafe in Huntington Beach,
CA. Our waitress looked like a real
surfer girl, athletic with a great tan
and platinum blonde hair. Mulling
over the menu, my wife asked her if
the roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a long blank
look, then replied, “Well, no – we
have it, like, just about every day.”
Southern Recipe
Corn, Sausage & Pepper Chowder
Ingredients
2 tablespoons butter
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 red bell pepper, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
2 cups chicken broth
1 pound red potatoes, cut into chunks
1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
3 1/2 cups whole kernel corn
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4 ounces kielbasa, halved
and sliced
1/3 cup milk
1/3 cup heavy cream
Directions
In a large pot over medium heat, melt butter. Cook onion, garlic, and bell
peppers in butter until tender, 10 to 15 minutes. Stir in broth, potatoes,
pepper and cumin and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 20 minutes,
until potatoes are tender. Place half the corn in a blender or food processor
and puree until smooth. Stir pureed corn, remaining whole corn, kielbasa,
milk and cream into soup. Simmer 20 minutes more. Makes 6 servings.
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Ummmm! Dessert
Sandwiches
Full Meals
Bread Pudding with Praline Sauce
Ingredients:
1/4 cup butter, melted
2 cups half-and-half
2 cups milk
1 (1 pound) loaf soft French
bread, torn into small pieces
3 eggs, lightly beaten
3 cups white sugar
4 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 pound unsalted butter
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup raisins, or more to taste
1 cup brown sugar
(optional)
1/2 cup chopped toasted pecans
Directions:
Preheat oven to 325° F. Coat a 13x9-inch baking dish with 1/4 cup melted
butter. Pour half and half and milk over bread in a large mixing bowl; let
soak for 10 minutes before gently stirring. Stir eggs into the bread mixture
until incorporated. Add sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and raisins
respectively, stirring each addition into the mixture before adding the next.
Spoon bread mixture into prepared baking dish. Bake in preheated oven
until bread mixture is ﬁrm and pudding-like, about 50 minutes. Stir 1/2
pound unsalted butter, heavy cream, and brown sugar together in a heavy
saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, stir pecans into the cream
mixture, and simmer until the sugar is dissolved and the sauce thickens,
about 5 minutes; pour over bread pudding to serve. Makes 16 servings.
“Cheese is milk’s leap
toward immortality.”
~ Cliff Fadiman
“Poets have been mysteriously silent
on the subject of cheese”
~ G. K. Chesterton
Baby Back Ribs
BBQ
Large Selection
of Side Orders
Mon - Thurs:
11am to 3pm
Fri - Sat:
11am to 7pm
912-373-4272
1304A Hwy 80 ♣ Bloomingdale, GA
next to Randy Wood’s Guitars
The Letter of
the Law
Preparing for a family vacation,
Kathy and Matt explained to their
young children that they would be
sitting in the car for a long time.
The kids were told they would not
be arriving at their destination until
after dark and were warned not to
keep saying, “Are we there yet?”
After a few minutes of peaceful
driving, four year old Rachel piped
up, “Is it dark yet?”
2015
Days to Celebrate!
Some of the lesser-known
holidays you might want
to consider celebrating
this month:
Jan 3: Festival of Sleep
Day
Jan 3: Fruitcake Toss
Day
Jan 10: Peculiar People
Day
Jan 11: Step in a
Puddle and Splash
Your Friends Day
Jan 13: International
Skeptics Day
Jan 14:
Dress Up
Your Pet
Day
Jan 16:
National Nothing Day
Jan 17: Ditch New
Years Resolutions Day
Jan 20: Penguin
Awareness Day
Jan 21: Squirrel
Appreciation Day
Jan 23: National Pie
Day
Jan 24: Compliment
Day
Jan 25: Opposite Day
Jan 27:
Chocolate
Cake Day
Jan 28: National Kazoo
Day
Jan 31: Backward Day
“You never know what
you have until you
clean your room.”
~ unknown
GOOD TUNES.
Providing Savannah with
great live Classic Rock &
Blues for 20-plus years.
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LIVE MUSIC
7 NIGHTS A WEEK!
GOOD FOOD.
Mouth-wateringly good
Original Cajun and
Southern cuisine.
Seafood, Wraps, Fish,
Burgers, Sandwiches,
Chowder and Veggie
Friendly dishes.
Thurs. Night: Blues Night
Tues. Night: Open Jam Night
w/ Eric Culberson Blues Band
FOR PICK-UP
PLEASE CALL
Home of the world famous BAYOU HOT SAUCE!
912-233-6411 • 14 N. Abercorn Ramp • Savannah
Catering Available
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(912) 224-4017
on Historic River Street
www.bayousavannah.com
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• Gold
• Jewelry
• Guns & Firearms
• Musical Instruments
SINCE 1913
Midtown
32 E. Derenne Ave.
912-352-4474
Downtown
418 W. Broughton St.
912-233-1356
Eastside
3200 Skidaway Rd
912-356-9100
Rincon
586 S Columbia Ave. #10
912-826-6437
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WE
CAN
HELP!
We also provide: ◘ Mobile Home Insurance
Commercial Auto Insurance ◘ Title Bonds
also representing
Life Insurance
Tam Dang, Agent
912-964-8000
616 U.S. Hwy 80 ◘ Garden City, GA
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email:[email protected]
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next to Sunny Side Up Restaurant in the Fortune Plaza
across from the Farmer’s Market
COFFEE BREAK BIZ
Perfect for refrigerators
and ﬁle cabinets!
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BAYOU CAFE
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Spotlight
on
BAYOU CAFÉ
14 N. Abercorn Ramp
on Historic River Street
Savannah, GA
912-233-6411
Party with the locals – enjoy the
true Savannah experience!
Since 1991, the family owned and
operated Bayou Café has been welcoming
visitors to Savannah with local live
entertainment and southern Cajun cuisine.
Patrons enjoy casual waterfront dining
overlooking the Savannah River and
Historic River Street.
Jerry Zambito opened the Bayou Café and
Blues Bar, starting a revolution by being
one of the ﬁrst restaurants to feature live
entertainment seven nights a week. His
band, The Bayou Blues Band, became
a locally and internationally recognized
group, creating quite a crowd. Today,
local musicians grace the stage, with
an occasional special appearance of the
Bayou Blues Band.
Currently the family owned restaurant is
managed by his son, Vincent Zambito,
who revitalized the menu to feature
local seafood and eclectic dishes in
addition to the traditional southern Cajun
cuisine. Not only is the kitchen open
for lunch and dinner, it is open for late
night diners as well. The Bayou offers
comfortable seating in the main dining
room, the outside patio, or at the bar. The
upstairs also has an array of seating with
a full service bar, pool tables and darts.
Furthermore, the Bayou caters to private
parties in the café’s upstairs banquet room
or at your preferred off site location.
Locals and tourists alike come back to
the Bayou year after year for ﬂavorful
food and lively entertainment. Come in
and visit our friendly staff; be sure to take
home our famous Bayou Café Hot Sauce.
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Don’t Panic!
Life, the Universe and Everything,
According to Douglas Adams
Wit, wisdom, and weirdness from the author
of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:
“Ford... you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” The
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when
I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from
Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep
space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother
told me when I was young.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“This must be Thursday,’ said Arthur to himself,
sinking low over his beer. ‘I never could get the hang of
Thursdays.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“A common mistake that people make when trying
to design something completely foolproof is to
underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” Mostly
Harmless
“A learning experience is one of those
things that says, ‘You know that thing
you just did? Don’t do that.” The Salmon
of Doubt
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.”
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second
or so, nothing continued to happen.” The Hitchhiker’s
Guide to the Galaxy
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major
problems just with potatoes.” Life, the Universe and
Everything
“Don’t you understand that we need to be childish
in order to understand? Only a child sees things with
perfect clarity, because it hasn’t developed all those
filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don’t
expect to see.” Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
“It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody
else’s point of view without the proper training.”
The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide
Spotlight
on
COFFEE BREAK BIZ
912-349-7730
[email protected]
About Our Paper:
Coffee Break Biz is published
monthly and is widely distributed
in Savannah and in Chatham,
Efﬁngham, Bryan & Liberty
Counties. The paper can also be
read online at our website:
www.coffeebreakbiz.biz
Our ads start out at only $100 per
month. If you pay in advance for
3 months or more, you’ll receive
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A woman was making
a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband when he burst into the
kitchen and started talking non-stop.
“Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh, good
grief! You’re cooking too many at
once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need
more butter. Oh, for heaven’s sakes.
They’re going to STICK! Put more
butter in. Now – put it in NOW.
Careful ... be careful! I said to be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you’re cooking! Never!
TURN THEM! Hurry up! Are
you CRAZY? Have you lost your
MIND? Don’t forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to
salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!”
The man’s wife stared at him
blankly. “What in the Sam Hill is
wrong with you, Bob? You think I
don’t know how to fry a couple of
eggs?”
Her husband replied, with perfect
calm, “I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when we’re in the
car and I’m driving.”
The Proof
is in the
Pudding
At the end of last semester, one
of my fellow students complained
about failing the English course,
and our teacher suggested that he
write a formal letter of complaint
to the principal, addressing his
concerns.
I glanced at his letter to see how it
was going.
His ﬁrst sentence read, “Dear
Principle, it is infair and unposible
that I faled english.”
It’s never too soon to start getting ready for the big game. This Superbowl
word scramble will help get you in the mood for armchair quarterbacking!
1. onwutodhc _____________________
2. ifedl ogal _______________________
3. cioscamlmer ____________________
4. ietraps _________________________
5. rothpy __________________________
6. tuaqrekcbra ______________________
7. raolbmdi ________________________
8. itnrepteoicn ______________________
9. ezpapsitre _______________________
10. lreehceredas ___________________
11. idrksn _________________________
12. ololfbat ________________________
13. egtlaati ________________________
14. irnsg __________________________
15. ocin osts _______________________
16. eerfeer ________________________
17. ftiaemhl ________________________
18. nusyad _________________________
19. bmulfe _________________________
20. eedensf ________________________
Contingency
Plan
When we moved
across the country, my wife and I
decided we would each drive one of
our cars. Nathan, our eight year old,
worriedly asked, “How will we keep
from getting separated?”
“We’ll drive slowly so one car can
follow the other,” I reassured him.
“Men, I want you just
thinking of one word all
season. One word and one
word only: Super Bowl.”
~ Bill Peterson
(as Houston
Oilers coach)
ANSWERS
1. Touchdown 2. Field Goal
3. Commercials 4. Parties
5. Trophy 6. Quarterback
7. Lombardi 8. Interception
9. Appetizers 10. Cheerleaders
11. Drinks 12. Football
13. Tailgate 14. Rings
15. Coin Toss 16. Referee
17. Halftime 18. Sunday
19. Fumble 20. Defense
Fried Eggs
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Are You Ready for Some Football?
The 411
“I’d like the number
for Jennifer Smith in
Richmond, Virginia,” the young
man said to the 411 operator.
“There are multiple listings for
Jennifer Smith in Richmond,
Virginia,” the operator said. “Do
you have a street name?”
“Yeah, but what if we DO get
separated?” he persisted.
“Well, then I guess we’ll never see
each other again,” I quipped.
Thinking About Moving?
“There is nothing so annoying as
having two people talking when
you’re busy interrupting.” ~ Mark
Twain
Haven’t you always wanted to live
in Peculiar? A few memorable town
names:
Eek, AK
Gripe, AZ
Peculiar, MO
Hardscrabble, DE
Success, MO
As a traffic safety
consultant, I often gave
talks on accident prevention. One
night after I spoke to a PTA group,
the program chairperson thanked
me profusely and gave me a check
for fifty dollars.
“Giving these presentations is a
part of my job,” I said. “Could I
donate the money to one of your
causes?”
“That would be wonderful!” she
exclaimed. “We have just the
program that could use it – we’re
trying to raise money so we can
afford better speakers.”
Perfectly
Matched
A wife and her husband both
talked in their sleep. She loved
auctions; his hobby was golf.
The young man hesitated a moment.
“Well, uh, most people call me
Snake...”
“Okay,” he said. “I’m riding with
Mom.”
The Worthy
Cause
Bacon, IN
Ideal, GA
Ordinary, KY
Flat, TX
Why, AZ
One night, during a deep sleep, the
man yelled out, “Fore!”
His wife, also in a deep sleep and
not missing a beat, yelled back,
“Four ﬁfty!”
Customer
Service
In a department store, Sandra and
a patient clerk were having a hard
time getting together. Nothing the
clerk provided suited her. Finally,
Sandra said in annoyance, “Can’t
you ﬁnd a smarter clerk to serve
me?”
“No,” said the saleswoman. “The
smarter clerk saw you coming and
left.”
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Cartoon Wisdom
Accept that some days you
are the pigeon and some
days the statue. ~ Dilbert
If people were meant to pop out of
bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
~ Garfield
Weaseling out of things is important
to learn. It’s what separates us from
the animals…except the weasel.
~ Homer Simpson
Weekends don’t count unless
you spend them doing something
completely pointless. ~ Calvin &
Hobbes
You don’t win friends with salad.
~ Homer Simpson
Deep fry it. ~ Garfield
Calvin: You can’t just turn on
creativity like a faucet. You have to
be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night,
and you don’t have a single thing to
worry about...That always worries
me. ~ Charlie Brown
Never leave your food dish under a
bird cage. ~ Garfield
How could I be so blind and not
see? It’s oblivious. ~ Daggett
When you don’t know what to do,
walk fast and look worried.
~ Dilbert
If an interesting monster can’t have
an interesting hairdo I don’t know
what this world is coming to.
~ Bugs Bunny
Word Search: Cartoon Characters
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t
be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
~ Dilbert
PAUL’S AUTOMOTIVE, INC.
Custom Exhaust
w/Flowmasters
Pipebending
Mufflers
Norbert: Let’s split up.
Daggett: Why?
Norbert: It makes too much sense
to stick together.
Daggett: Oh.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and
ask, “Where have I gone wrong,”
then a voice says to me, “This is
going to take more than one night.”
~ Charlie Brown
Also Specializing in:
Brakes • Tires • Alignment
It’s only work if somebody makes
you do it. ~ Calvin & Hobbes
(on autumn:) See these leaves,
Linus? They’re flying south for the
winter. ~ Lucy van Pelt
Desperate times call for desperate
desperateness. ~ Daggett
(912) 826-5115
Paul Goss
Owner
Highway 21, Rincon
next to Badcock Furniture
Betty Boop was
originally drawn as
a poodle, not a person.
Fun Facts
Paul Winchell, the voice
BUGS BUNNY
of Disney’s Tigger,
BULLWINKLE
CHARLIE BROWN designed and patented the
ﬁrst artiﬁcial heart.
DAFFY DUCK
DONALD DUCK
In 1933, Mickey Mouse is believed
ELMER FUDD
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Q. When does a horse talk?
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Q. What do you get when you cross
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A. A ribbit!
Q. What do you get if you cross a
centipede and a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Q. Where do hamsters come from?
A. Hamsterdam!
Q. What’s a good job for an
octopus?
A. The army!
Q. What goes dot, dot, dash,
squeak?
A. Mouse code!
Q. What do you call a frog with a
sprained ankle?
A. Unhoppy!
Q. What did the pony say when it
had a sore throat?
A. I’m a little hoarse!
Q. What did the cat have for
breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!
Q. What do you call a horse that
lives next door?
A. A neigh-bor!
Q. What goes dot dot croak, dot
dash croak?
A. Morse toad!
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Most penguins swim underwater at
around four to seven miles per hour,
but the fastest penguin (the gentoo)
can reach top speeds of 22 mph.
Q. What do you get when you cross
a frog and a popsicle?
A. A hopsicle!
Penguins can’t fly, but they can leap
up out of the water by releasing
air bubbles from their feathers to
reduce drag and give them extra
“upward” swimming power.
Q. What do you get
when you cross a
penguin and an alligator?
A. I don’t know, but don’t
try to ﬁx its bow tie!
A penguin’s swimming style
is called “The Porpoise”
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~ Maya Angelou
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Ice Fishing
Two guys go on an ice
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expense, renting all the
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and a cozy cabin in the woods to
stay at.
Their ﬁrst day out, they don’t catch
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As they drive back to the cabin,
one of the friends turns to the other
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we didn’t catch any more!”
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