Ulysses Times 34

Age Restriction
“40 SNL” Rider
Discretion
Advised
West Rand
Member of Ulysses SA
West Rand Ulysses
Bettering the brotherhood of biking and
having fun while doing it.
Disgraceful
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window
Wednesday, August 20 2014
Est. 1999
Price 15c
ALL RAINED OUT
Cloudy With A
Chance
Of
Motorbikes
Last
Sunday was a bit
breakfast
malfunction.
To
knowledge,
no
ventured out on
wheels.
of
run
my
one
two
See the Where To on page
3 for what is planned for
this Sunday’s breakfast
run, when the weather
should
be
more
cooperative and no rain
scare exists.
Check
out
the
rain
accessories that are now
fashionable, no need to
ever be afraid of melting
in the wet.
Check Out The
Last Page After some
deliberation, this will be a
fun
way
to
promote
participation
and
moral
within the group of Woes
Randers, keep your eyes,
ears and cameras at the
ready.
There are no cops, prison
sentences, just us having a
bit of fun while making it
better for us all.
This Week In History
Nick Noeth
was born on 23 th
August.
A Big Happy Birthday!
Send Nick a SMS
083 300 2644
Friday
22-24
Ventulus
MCC
Phoenix Rally
Swakopmund Go Cart Track
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Live Band, mass ride, games, etc.
_
Friday
22-24
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21st Diamond Rally
Yonder, Kimberly
200
Cloth &
Metal
R6 lucky draw!
Keith
083 992 6413
Friday
22
Bad News MCC
1st Night Jol
Dukes of Hazard, Stella Cove,
Montague Gardens
40
Cloth
All night is Happy Hour! Food stalls, DJ, etc
Kareen
082 778 8877
Saturday
23
BZN MCC
8th Birthday Bash
Quinjata Pub, Rustenburg
80
Cloth
Lots of games & prizes, free entry shooter, etc.
Andries
082 806 5596
Saturday
23
Shadow Riders
Day Jol
Silver Wings, Springs Airfield,
Springs
50
Saturday
23
Old School MF
Cause for Paws Charity
Run
37 Modderfontein Road,
President Park, Midrand
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-
Entry is a donation. Blankets, Food, Animal Necessities
Liezel
072 228 8600
Saturday
23
Cause for Paws
Cause for Paws Charity
Run
37 Modderfontein Road,
President Park, Midrand
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-
Charity event. Raising money for animals in distress.
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Saturday
23
The Knights
Night of the Knights
Killarney Hotel, VDBPark
60
Metal
Biggest Club, Best Dressed, Best Bike, Best Pole Dance,
food stalls, prizes, etc. Doors open @ 15:00
Pieter
079 895 4158
Cloth or
Starts @ 10:00 with main prize and lucky draw @ 16:15
Metal
Neels
082 889 0241
August
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
1
2
Official Breakfast Run /
Group Meetings
Public Holiday (Bonus Bike day)
WRBA or Committee Meeting
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
Social / Weekend Away
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
Kyalami dates
24 25 26
27
28 29 30
31
UlyieChat
3
Birthday
Ulysses West Rand Breakfast Run
Sunday 24th, August
January
Birthday Calendar
25 – Piet Bredenhann
February
08
13
26
28
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Fin Rogers
Dewald Niemandt
Emil von Broembsen
Anne-Maria Nethercote
March
05
19
21
28
-
Louise Cornish
Hylton Cutter
Kurt von Broembsen
Kathy Braddon
April
23 – Rob Stevenson
May
26 – Tertius Coetzee
June
05 - Grant Braddon
08 – Jackie Bredenhann
15 - Greg Nethercote
July
27 - Rita Noeth
August
01
03
18
23
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Daniel Deysel
Ann Cawood
Mike Smith
Nick Noeth
The Next Official Run will be held on the 21
September 2014, for those not in ET.
September
October
20 - Hennie Booyse
Feeling like some time away from all the weeks
noise, join us for a ride Sunday, and enjoy the
freedom and excitement of the open road on two
wheels.
Keep an eye out on UlyieChat for the latest updates.
November
Destination: Kitty Hawk
December
All Welcome. Whatever you do, Ride, Ride Safe.
Meet at Pinehaven 09h00 for 09h30 Depart. 2nd last
time.
03 - Joe Hundermark
15 - Morgan Jones
15 - Simon Cornish
Ulysses West Rand Fun Fines System
Official Ride
National Rally
Members not riding have to
lodge an apology using
UlyieChat before the cut-off
time Saturday 20h00 (8pm)
Failure to lodge the apology
will attract a fine of R10-00.
If a member lodges an apology
consecutively for 3 Official
Rides a penalty fine of R30-00
will automatically be applied.
Failure to attend the National
Rally will automatically attract
a fine of R100-00.
Volunteering
If you have volunteered and
then back out or fail to deliver,
fine of R50-00
Not wearing ATGATT (All The Gear All The Time)
Social Event
– either at a member’s house or
restaurant / pub.
Failure to lodge an apology by UlyieChat before the cut-off
time, 24 hrs before the social will attract a fine of R20-00.
If a member lodges an apology consecutively for 2 Socials a
penalty fine of R40-00 will automatically be applied.
Bike Rally
Dayjols
or
Members need to attend 2
bike rallies or dayjols every
year, this may include
National. Failure to do so will
result in a R50-00 fine. You
need only show your face at
the rally to avoid the fine.
Email a photo of you with the
badge to the president.
Not wearing protective riding gear when riding with the pack will
automatically attract a R20-00 fine.
Home Safe Report
All members on a pack ride must report that they are home safe either by
UlyieChat; failure to do this will result in a fine of R5-00.
Not Wearing Colours
Not wearing colours at any bike function or social will automatically attract
a R20-00 Fine.
Wearing another clubs colours will be non negotiable R50-00
Enforcement of Fines
Each member of Ulysses West Rand has an obligation to collect
photographic evidence of an infringements and forward with explanation to
the Committee. Collection of fines will happen at yearly AGM.
Use of Fines Monies
All monies gathered in the fines system will be used to fund the Year End
Function and the excess will be donated to charity at the beginning of each
December.