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STYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009
The Scoop
Lady Pilot Letterpress was born out of a deep love
for archaic machinery and a sarcastic wit that just
won’t quit. No really, owner Emily Wismer can’t
stop being sarcastic and is incredibly lucky that
she can make a living with this venerable skill.
We are proud to do everything for Lady Pilot in
house, from design, to printed product, to carefully
packaging our cards to ship to over 150 stores in
the United States and internationally.
We’re also all over the interwebs!
ladypilotletterpress.com
[email protected]
ladypilotletterpress.tumblr.com
facebook.com/pages/Lady-Pilot-Letterpress/
instagram.com/ladypilotletterpress
Spring 2014 New Releases
LP-1030
Sex Later
LP-1033
Fanfuckin
4bar on Chip
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-1031
Hi Dummy
LP-1034
Die Spider
4bar on Lettra
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1029
Umbrella
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-1032
Jet Pack
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-1035
Heart from DC
4bar on 100% PCW
Snarky Greetings
LP-1019
Press One
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-1027
Fartiness
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1018
Wicked Drunk
LP-1024
Sister
4bar on French Pop-tone
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-1023
Damn List
LP-1025
Tonight’s Menu
4bar on French Speckletone
4bar on French Durotone
Snarky Greetings
LP-1022
You Shut Up
LP-1021
What It Is
4bar on Lettra
4bar on Lettra
Lp-1001
Howdy Cracker
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-1003
Do Go On
LP-148
Go Ahead and Text
A2 on French Durotone
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-158
Big Fat Jerk
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-1006
Not You
4bar on Chip
Snarky Greetings
LP-144
Why Don’t We?
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-117
Philosophy Degree
LP-142
Dear Lord
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-1017
Dear Diary
LP-149
Brains
4bar on French Construction
LP-111
Cheericorn
A2 on French Durotone
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-135
Tailgating Bastard
LP-114
Bus Driver
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-1008
Tiny Violinist
4bar on French Speckletone
A2 on 100% PCW
Snarky Greetings
LP-159
Pull My Finger
LP-107
Wrestlers
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on French Speckleton
LP-141
Talkin To Me?
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-118
Wino
A2 on French Construction
LP-120
Dancer Shut Up
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-134
Father-Son Day
LP-109
Seahorses
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-136
Who Do You Think You Are?
4bar on Lettra
LP-150
Screw You
4bar on French Speckletone
Birthday Greetings
LP-3001
Cranky Cat Bday
A2 on French Construction
LP-3004
Gospel Bday
A2 on French Pop-tone
Silver Envelope
Lp-302
Antelope Bday
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-3002
Bon Anniversaire
LP-306
Dog Bday
4bar on French Speckletone
A2 on French Pop-tone
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-3006
Bunny Bday
4bar on Chip
LP-307
Call Your Mom Bday
LP-3003
Megaphone Bday
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-3005
Killer Bday
4bar on French Speckletone
Birthday Greetings
LP-301
Elephant Bday
LP-304
Belated Bday Cake
A6 on French Speckletone
A6 on French Speckletone
LP-133
Flying Fish Bday
LP-112
Rare Beast Bday
A2 on French Durotone
Silver Envelope
A2 on French Pop-tone
Silver Envelope
LP-131
Wascally Varmint Bday
LP-119
Dancer Bday
A2 on 100% PCW
4bar on 100% PCW
Special Occasion Greetings
LP-1026
Hooray Baby
LP-129
Breadwinner
LP-145
Stork
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on French Pop-tone
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1002
Happy Divorce
LP-1020
Embarrassing Anniversary
A2 on French Pop-tone
A2 on French Speckletone
Lp-132
Don’t Give Up Ship
4bar on Chip
LP-140
Smarmy Anniversary
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-1007
Gross Get Well
A2 on French Construction
LP-138
Ouch
4bar on French Speckletone
Special Occasion Greetings
LP-1028
Bye Bye Books
LP-147
Holy Shit Graduate
A2 French Durotone
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-154
Unusual Friends
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-139
Best Mom Ever
LP-160
Atomic Oops
4bar on 100% PCW
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-102
Prick
A2 on French Durotone
LADY PILOT
What’s in a name? A quick explanation of Lady Pilot...
The Lady Pilot moniker comes from a combination of three things, (and a conversation with my good
friend, Ben McLeod, who pointed these things out). The first press I ever bought, at a flea market in
Ypsilanti, Michigan, was a tabletop Pilot press. My first name is Emily, similar to Amelia, and Amelia
Earhart, who is a hero of mine. And finally, singer and songwriter Neko Case has a lovely song called,
“Lady Pilot,” which might just be about a particular fearlessness. Oh, and our logo, which we love, was
designed by the talented Brandon Mise of Blue Barnhouse.
CENTERFOLD!
One of our favorite stories...
This card was found on a softball field in New York City, by a high school friend. He sent me
the images to let me know how amazing it was to see an object made by someone he knows,
used by people to express love for each other. I love it because it is very easy to forget that
the things you make have a life after they leave your shop, and that the reason for making
cards, even when they’re snarky, is the space they allow for communication between people
who care about each other. It thrills me to think that a piece of paper I hand feed into a
century-old press will go somewhere, make someone I’ve never met happy, maybe make them
closer to another human being. It’s a pretty awesome reason to be a printer.
Romantic Greetings
LP-1004
Organic Love
4bar on Lettra
LP-1005
Internet vs Love
4bar on Lettra
LP-1010
NPR
4bar on French Construction
LP-137
Sexy Books
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-2011
Tesla
A2 on French Construction
LP-1014
Heart On
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-103
Bee’s Knees
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-1012
Octopi
LP-1012
Touch My Junk
4bar on French Construction
4bar on 100% PCW
Romantic Greetings
LP-1015
Monkey Around
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-113
Bike Love
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-1016
You’re Alright
LP-135
Oh Honey
4bar on Chip
LP-1009
You Are Here
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-106
Do You Like Me?
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on French Durotone
LP-101
Weird Shit
LP-104
Heart from Chicago
LP-121
No Pants
A2 on 100% PCW
4bar on 100% PCW
A2 on French Durotone
Romantic Greetings
LP-151
Cat’s Pajamas
#10 on French Speckletone
LP-153
Braille Love
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-116
Whisk
4bar on French Speckletone
Lp-152
Dream Cat
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-123
Haz Loves?
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-122
Sweetheart
4bar on Lettra
Lp-115
Spoon
4bar on French Pop-tone
Romantic Greetings
LP-161
Kiss or Bite?
LP-128
Love Her Bike
LP-155
Thanks for the Sex
4bar on Lettra
A2 on 100% PCW
4bar on Lettra
LP-157
Huge Turn On
LP-162
Bedazzle Me
4bar on French Pop-tone
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-126
Cupid the Bastard
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-163
Censored Shit
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-127
Eccentric
A2 on 100% PCW
Thanks and Sympathy
Thank You Cards
LP-130
Thanks so Freakin Much
LP-405
Pow! Thanks
LP-402
Franks a Lot
4bar on Lettra
4bar on Chip
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-403
Chip Type Thanks
LP-406
Shanks a Lot
LP-404
Plaid Thanks
4bar on Chip
4bar on 100% PCW
4bar on French Construction
Thank you cards are sold individually for 2.50/each, or in packs of 6 for $8.
Sympathy Cards
LP-305
Pet Condolence
LP-303
Sympathy Flower
A2 on French Speckletone
4bar on Lettra
New Holiday Greetings
LP-2009
Boozy Holidays
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2007
Cranky Cat Holidays
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2011
Reindeer Poo
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2008
Wise Men
LP-2010
Monster Holiday
4bar on French Speckletone
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
Popular Holiday Greetings
LP-2003
Happy Depression Month
4bar on French Construction
LP-208
Santa’s Phone
LP-206
Dear Timmy
4bar on French Construction
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-201
Christmas Yahoos
4bar on Lettra
Red Envelope
LP-2002
Zombie Santa
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2001
Holiday Toots
LP-207
Santa Fart
4bar on French Pop-tone
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-202
Oy Vey Santa
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-213
Holiday Guilt Trip
A2 on French Pop-Tone
Classic Holiday Greetings
LP-212
Christmas Balls
LP-209
Perfect Family
4bar on Lettra
LP-204
Christmas Heart
A2 on French Durotone
Red Envelope
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-205
Killer Holiday
LP-211
Christmas Grandma
4bar on 100% PCW
Red Envelope
LP-211
Up Yours Santa
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2006
Meowy Christmas
LP-2004
Naughty Holiday
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
4bar on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-2005
Holiday Surprise
A2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
Posters, Invites, Ephemera
LP-4003
Baby Shower Invite
5x7 on French Speckletone
LP-401
Halloween Invite
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-502
Print Like a Girl
7.5x14 Poster on French Speckletone
LP-501
Wino Coaster
LP-4003
Dance Party Invite
5x7 on French Speckletone
LP-4002
Starry Invite
#10 on French Pop-tone
just the faqs Ma'am,
Just the faqs...
Wholesale pricing:
Single Cards - $2.50
Boxsets (6 of folded cards, 8 of flat cards) - $8.00
Coasters (6) - $5.00
Posters - $8
Cards are sold in multiples of 6. Minimum initial order of $125,
re-orders, $90. Free shipping is offered for all orders over $200.
We do our best to make environmentally conscious decisions and all
of our cards are printed on paper with as much recycled content as
possible and bagged in biodegradable sleeves.
For more information, or to place an order, visit our webstore
at ladypilotletterpress.com/shop, email, or give us a call at:
828-279-5723.
We’re also all over the interwebs!
ladypilotletterpress.com
[email protected]
ladypilotletterpress.tumblr.com
facebook.com/pages/Lady-Pilot-Letterpress/
instagram.com/ladypilotletterpress
All images © Lady pilot letterpress